yeah that’ll do it
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The original tweet is the corniest thing I’ve ever fucking seen
A. They're not gonna tip you, periodt. So already the $10mil is looking better.
B. They're not gonna talk to you, so any "business advice" you thought was gonna be worth more than $10mil, that's null and void, aint happening.
C. Here's the real secret of their "success"; they're all bad people. That's literally it. They're willing to lie, steal, cheat, bully, oppress, rape, etc to get what they want, and their appetites are never sated, so they never stop lying, cheating, etc. You don't get that kind of money through hard honest work. If you're willing to be a big enough piece of shit, you could easily be one of these guys.
So yeah, if someone's offering that choice, get it in writing and stay the hell away from these creeps.
But if you're serving them you can poison the food
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It’s amazing how on the internet I’m like hey here’s a thing that helped me. Maybe it will help you.
And then someone is always like if I do that thing though it will kill me.
Probably don’t do it then. Idk what you want from me, man.
If I’m like adding tomato to your sandwich is yummy and you’re like “but I’m deathly allergic to tomatoes what am I supposed to do”
Idk dude. Not eat tomatoes I guess.
I’ve got this old post where I was like hey sometimes it’s fun to try to get a chore done while you’re waiting for water to boil or something. Might help if you have adhd. It’s free deadline.
And I still get people commenting on that post like uhm no some of us have anxiety so bad that we’d pass out if we did that.
Like. Probably don’t do that then?
People are always saying “such and such clone trooper is my man” your man? Baby he’s government property. Technically? That’s Palpatine’s man.
@transfetts You better stop being funnier than me on my own posts or I’m sending you to mutual jail
jrpg final bosses will seem way too over the top but then I encounter one fruit fly irl and start to monologue when it dodges me
"no... how did you survive my attack... what is this power??"
Me chasing a mosquito at 2 in the morning: “You insignificant little pest. How dare you disturb me?! I will destroy you and all your kind!”
